hack: fake responses for .well-known stuff

workers-site/index.js

@@ -1,4 +1,7 @@
-import { getAssetFromKV, mapRequestToAsset } from '@cloudflare/kv-asset-handler'
+import {
+  getAssetFromKV,
+  mapRequestToAsset,
+} from "@cloudflare/kv-asset-handler";
 
 /**
  * The DEBUG flag will do two things that help during development:
@@ -7,55 +10,70 @@ import { getAssetFromKV, mapRequestToAsset } from '@cloudflare/kv-asset-handler'
  * 2. we will return an error message on exception in your Response rather
  *    than the default 404.html page.
  */
-const DEBUG = false
+const DEBUG = false;
-
-addEventListener('fetch', event => {
-  event.respondWith(handleEvent(event))
-})
 
+addEventListener("fetch", (event) => {
+  event.respondWith(handleEvent(event));
+});
+/*** */
 async function handleEvent(event) {
-  let options = {}
+  let options = {
+  };
 
   /**
    * You can add custom logic to how we fetch your assets
    * by configuring the function `mapRequestToAsset`
    */
   // options.mapRequestToAsset = handlePrefix(/^\/docs/)
+  console.log(event.request.url);
+  if (event.request.url.includes("velvox.xyz/.well-known/discord")) {
+    return new Response("dh=890318909273e02968da3dbc0a775799a61346c7");
+  } else if (event.request.url.includes("velvox.dev/.well-known/discord")) {
+    return new Response("dh=0886b1efe44a1f1f6460552d650b597d37174bbd");
+  } else if (event.request.url.includes("makecoolsh.it/.well-known/discord")) {
+    return new Response("dh=ef94e7778ba539f1af5bddd7960fc185dbc738fd");
+  }
 
   try {
     if (DEBUG) {
       // customize caching
       options.cacheControl = {
         bypassCache: true,
-      }
+      };
     }
 
-    const page = await getAssetFromKV(event, options)
+    const page = await getAssetFromKV(event, options);
 
     // allow headers to be altered
-    const response = new Response(page.body, page)
+    const response = new Response(page.body, page);
-
-    response.headers.set('X-XSS-Protection', '1; mode=block')
-    response.headers.set('X-Content-Type-Options', 'nosniff')
-    response.headers.set('X-Frame-Options', 'DENY')
-    response.headers.set('Referrer-Policy', 'unsafe-url')
-    response.headers.set('Feature-Policy', 'none')
-
-    return response
 
+    response.headers.set("X-XSS-Protection", "1; mode=block");
+    response.headers.set("X-Content-Type-Options", "nosniff");
+    response.headers.set("X-Frame-Options", "DENY");
+    response.headers.set("Referrer-Policy", "unsafe-url");
+    response.headers.set("Feature-Policy", "none");
+    response.headers.set("x-feature", "the-game");
+    response.headers.set("hosting", "the-game");
+    response.headers.set("the", "game");
+    response.headers.set("x-mom-get-the-camera", "hi-people-of-otto-cord");
+    return response;
   } catch (e) {
     // if an error is thrown try to serve the asset at 404.html
     if (!DEBUG) {
       try {
         let notFoundResponse = await getAssetFromKV(event, {
-          mapRequestToAsset: req => new Request(`${new URL(req.url).origin}/404.html`, req),
+          mapRequestToAsset: (req) =>
-        })
+            new Request(`${new URL(req.url).origin}/404.html`, req),
+        });
 
-        return new Response(notFoundResponse.body, { ...notFoundResponse, status: 404 })
+        return new Response(notFoundResponse.body, {
+          ...notFoundResponse,
+          status: 404,
+        });
       } catch (e) { }
     }
 
-    return new Response(e.message || e.toString(), { status: 500 })
+    return new Response(e.message || e.toString(), { status: 500 });
   }
 }
 
@@ -67,15 +85,15 @@ async function handleEvent(event) {
  * to exist at a specific path.
  */
 function handlePrefix(prefix) {
-  return request => {
+  return (request) => {
     // compute the default (e.g. / -> index.html)
-    let defaultAssetKey = mapRequestToAsset(request)
+    let defaultAssetKey = mapRequestToAsset(request);
-    let url = new URL(defaultAssetKey.url)
+    let url = new URL(defaultAssetKey.url);
 
     // strip the prefix from the path for lookup
-    url.pathname = url.pathname.replace(prefix, '/')
+    url.pathname = url.pathname.replace(prefix, "/");
 
     // inherit all other props from the default request
-    return new Request(url.toString(), defaultAssetKey)
+    return new Request(url.toString(), defaultAssetKey);
-  }
+  };
 }